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September 22, 2006

Finally, an update

OK already.

So there have been some serious web-messing-about-things going on. But it's all been a for a good cause. Sorry for the delay. Is anyone reading out there? Hi, cousin Danny. Thank you for checking in.

Here's my acting news;

My agent's dumped me.

No, no, save the sympathy. I mean, better to be out of a bad relationship than stuck in it, and all. The action plan is to use the new headshots (no, they're not online yet), overhaul the entire website (coming soon. I promise. With video. No nudity though), re-do the showreel (also not online but you'll love the skateboard scene when it finally does go up) and generally get my career back on track.

For what it's worth, I've been doing a ton of corporate acting gigs this year. I've played a property managing agent, a valuations agent, a residential agent, a landlord's agent and a corporate tenant. You might be able to spot a theme there. Give me a break already, there's a mortgage to pay.

The biggest job this year (so far) was probably doing stand-up comedy for 3000 people at Wembley Conference Centre. It got a laugh or two and Vanessa Feltz offered me her daughter's hand in marriage. OK! I'LL PUT IT ONLINE SOON.

I've also filmed a Bibliyoga reel - that's another story for another website so I'll leave that to the web detectives amongst you, but the site is out there.

Alright then. It's www.bibliyoga.com. Enjoy. But there's no reel there yet, just a bunch of handstand pics.

Right. Better go and straighten up my CV. And if anyone's looking, there's an actor for hire. Expensive, but incredibly worthwhile...